looks like tumblr’s dead

people planned to go outside

ha ha joke’s on them

“i’m not entirely sure what you look like” is a perfectly acceptable way to have a friendship

whoa! notifications!

whoa-tifications!

i came to this website in 2009 because i had a stomach ache but it turns out it has nothing to do with tums and i can’t seem to leave

if i make a certain face when i send you a message will you understand its not like a serious message 

oh i get it. my follower number is actually a countdown to the new year 

tumblr? can you hear me? i’d like to bring up an issue

asks no longer tell you which of your blogs is being messaged?

also you seem to have gotten rid of colons everywhere

these are the things i dont appreciate

oh cool the new app shows who people reblogged their posts from
this is good

what’s the keyboard shortcut to give me better hair