the year is 2019. star wars episode 9 has finally been released in theatres. 136 minutes in, luke skywalker is losing his final battle. weaker and weaker he becomes while his opponent draws unlimited power from the dark side of the force. the final blow. luke feels his eyes close. just darkness remains.

…

“luke? luke!”

luke snaps back to attention. he was staring off into the tatooine suns.

“luke, tell your uncle if he gets a translator be sure it speaks bocce.”

luke grasps to the final moments of his fantasy as they slip from his mind.

“doesn’t look like we have much of a choice but i’ll remind him,” he says and makes his way to the jawa sandcrawler.

tommy wiseau was right. the star war WAS a dream.

really though
did any non human characters in the original trilogy speak English?