adamusprime:

rocketfists:

futurefantastic:

adamusprime:

vondell-swain:

adamusprime:

but yeah i’m very serious if it’s a net profit i will gladly tell jokes anywhere

a n y w h e r e

somebody figure out how much it would cost to send adam to the moon and then figure out a way to crowdsource a little more than double that amount. don’t factor in food costs, he’ll be ok, he can bring his own snacks

pLEASE

I WANNA GO TO THE MOON

HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD A JOKE ON THE MOON?

ARE ASTRONAUTS FUNNY???

yeah neil armstrong picked up something heavy and buzz aldrin said “oh look at that. arm even stronger on the moon”

Good luck following that.

dammit buzz

nah don’t worry about it i made it up adam

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    little-known fact the “one small step” line was actually a burn on Buzz Aldrin’s mom it’s a long story
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    nah don’t worry about it i made it up adam
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    dammit buzz
  13. rocketfists reblogged this from futurefantastic and added:
    Good luck following that.
  14. stamby-wilmas said: I would totally give to a kickstarter that sent Adam to the moon. (And brought him back, of course.)
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