February 2010
(401): Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'.
MY IPHONE IS NAMED THE TITANIC. I DID IT FIRST
heymikewaskom asked: Who still wears underpants? Obviously your jeans arn't tight enough. If they were the proper tightness, you couldn't fit underpants. -Truth.
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hennnypotter asked: you probably had to watch him say it. it's dumb. 9 meters in english....is 9 meters. he could have said 9 meters is how many feet. and as the earthquake scientist was explaining [with a nervous stutter] he cut him off and practically yelled his question. he's just a dingbat.
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9 meters in English is…?
– Rick Sanchez on CNN, proving he’s a fucking asshole. (via frangry)
i was just going to write, asking if anyone else heard that! IDIOT. and then he yelled at the SMART scientinst. jerk.
(via hennypotter)
sorry, but what exactly in this quote makes him an asshole?
baccarati asked: chamcha wish yer girlfriend was hot like me.... sorry you saw that and i then i saw that and then.. well. also i never saw the Fall. but i rly rly want/need to, amirite?
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something i just remembered about last night's...
airtank:
bad-girl-meat:
airtank:
waaaaaaaalt:
Umm, guys… if Flocke was at Claire’s hut… then where the hell did Sawyer go?
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MAH BB, FLOCKE??
Flocke?! I call him “Not Locke.” :( Is Flocke the official Lostpedia name that I’m missing out on?
Flocke was a name that fans used and it got so popular that it was made an official thing.
;____________; i miss out on...
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Watching Caprica
thissideoffucked:
where gay men are more manly than straight men.
why is this only ok on another planet?
its ok in torchwood, too
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in twelve hours time, i may be starving
or i may be dead
TOUR DE FRANZIA
– http://chamcha.tumblr.com (via postmodernism)
i love me too but i cant take credit for this. its on wikipedia thats how i learned this phrase
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Recorded for posterity. Posteriority....
chamcha: pomo?
Me: good timing, I was just about to look for your sn
chamcha: holy pucks
chamcha: its pomoooo
Me: and chamchaaaaaa
Me: in one IM window
chamcha: !
chamcha: for the first time
chamcha: this is history
Me: the IM ding heard round the world
motherfucker it is 5am
postmodernism asked: I have skype but I'm listening to music and I can't think of anything remotely interesting to talk to you about. =[ I am listening to Feist for the first time in 3 years! How are you! Improper punctuation:
ok srsly who has skype lets skype NOW
come on chamchamd
fruit-coverednails asked: I am so excited, because I went to Facebook to stalk I mean friend request you, but you were already waiting for me. Fantastic.
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tumblr friends being friends on facebook
acceptable or not? if so: friend me on facebook
justin hoggard. you know what i look like
you wrote on my dry erase heart in sharpie
MY EXCITING LIFE
heymikewaskom:
In bullet point form
Boy works all day
Boy comes home from work
Boy says “Gee, I’d love a baked potato & Boca Chicken patty for dinner.”
Boy cooks food.
Boy turns on Red Dawn to enjoy this classic with his tasty meal.
Boy spills entire contents of plate onto his lap before the first bite. (he might as well be a child)
Boy opens two beers at once.
Boy will go to bed...
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so i know what to do today:
airtank:
before you leave:
gather laundry
pick up room/bathroom
make your goddamn bed
vacuum room/bathroom
wash dishes from lunch so no one can bitch
grab AP stylebook
at greg’s:
LOONDRY
don’t smoke
resist the urge to clean the dirty boy-apartment
get granulated sugar
pick up z-pak
sleepsleepsleepsleepsleepsleepsleep
i just hope that ‘get granulated sugar’ doesnt mean...
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laceypanties asked: !
lionne asked: I guess I'm gonna be ~trendy~ and say that every time I see your tumblr name, I think of the cha cha. No lie.
baccarati asked: everytime i see your blog name i think of tea
heymikewaskom asked: Everytime I see your blog name I think of the band chimera, and that's not how I'd like to think of you.
Sorry, bro.
Sorry, bro.
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blog rhymes with snog
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i hate wednesdays this year
only six more days until the next episode, guys