secret octopus

yo i'm justin
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nintendo id: futurefantastic
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hey everyone who’s friends with me on facebook can you write happy birthday on my wall to see if others start doing it too? thanks

my favorite holiday used to be marksday but i’m starting to think it isn’t real


when ur tryin to tell a story but no one knows what the fuck ur talkin about

(via trillgamesh)


i’m LOVING this new system we have

i swallowed some antiseptic earlier so i think i’m probably going to die

I just saw someone who looked like a white harry potter

I saw a video of a guy dancing around Union square in his underpants a while back and I just saw him in real life wearing normal clothes


who remember signing off and back on again to get someone’s attention on aim

you removed my url but you couldn’t fix my typo? some friend you are


Photos by Ben Torode [website | flickr | 500px]

why won’t anyone tell me why the splash doesn’t change but the cat does??


why are straight white boys so against pumpkin spice? maybe they should be against other things like I don’t know date rape?

(via timberlatkes)





stop adding stuff like “i agree” to posts… i can tell you agree… you reblogged it… you dont have to tell me…

omgggggg this. I agree

Thank You Tumblr User Thefartsinourstars for making this Original and Unpredictable Joke that has Never been made Before

OMG!!!!!!! ^^^^^ THISSSSSSSS

bolded for emphasis


something: *happen*

me: why this 

(via shakuzen)

my mouthy ouchy is so fkcing Owie right now